The Writers' Collective

ok you guys have to help me out here – i have writers meeting thursday, and the theme is: Worst Xmas Ever!!!! so far i got nothing.

do i go for the real worst xmas ever, the depressing sad one?

or naw, avoid that, and go for the craziest worst xmas ever, which was really the best one – and nothing worked out, and things were charred in ovens seldom used and i ended up freezing my arse off  on kits beach with other orphaned friends and a few too many bottles of wine?