Worst Xmas EVER!!!
ok you guys have to help me out here – i have writers meeting thursday, and the theme is: Worst Xmas Ever!!!! so far i got nothing.
do i go for the real worst xmas ever, the depressing sad one?
or naw, avoid that, and go for the craziest worst xmas ever, which was really the best one – and nothing worked out, and things were charred in ovens seldom used and i ended up freezing my arse off on kits beach with other orphaned friends and a few too many bottles of wine?
or should i really just make something up – make up my own childhood story a la “A Christmas Story” – complete with tongues on metal poles and lamps made of mannequin parts?
what would YOU write?