Bad Romance Novel Titles!
Have you ever gone into Walmart or SuperStore or Shoppers Drug Mart and taken a look at the books for sale? It’s usually a mix of best sellers, teen drama and romance novels. All of this is A-OK by me, but sometimes, I see a book with a title so awful that it stops me and I usually burst into laughter (which freaks out the employees, but what ever).
Here are a few grocery store calibre books that I found with really REALLY odd/funny titles. Enjoy!
Remember when it was impressive to bag a millionaire? Those were the days...
I also found a site that renames romance novels to make them funnier. Check it out!
Just to give you a quick taste…
He's all business in the front and all party in the back!
He got a D- in map reading.
If you have any other bad novel titles to add, please do!
Lindsey Childs
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Oh Lindsey! It is 7:28 AM, this has been a rough week and I so needed this! Thank you!
. . . and (my cat hit my I accidently suffered a case of early submission!)
That being said, titles and first paragraphs are probably the most difficult parts of the entire writing experience. However, that said, for a good giggle, check out some of the Harlequin Romance vampire titles! Nuff said.
Lol. You’re welcome! I needed this today too. I’m thinking from now on, when something bad happens, I’m going to exclaim “Oh! For the love of Scottie McMullet!